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Legendary Survivalist, Travel Expert and Imaginary Friend Horus Witherfork Publishes New, Highly Anticipated Guide About Billings, MT
Legendary Survivalist, Travel Expert and Imaginary Friend Horus Witherfork Publishes New, Highly Anticipated Guide About Billings, MT
BILLINGS, Mont., Dec. 15, 2021 /PRNewswire/ -- Just in time for the holiday season, self-proclaimed survivalist and travel expert from the land of make-believe, Horus Witherfork, recently finished production of a survival field manual for travelers heading to Billings, MT for vacation this winter.
In his guide about wintering in Billings, the phony Witherfork offers credible guidance on topics such as observing wildlife, foraging for supplies and seeking shelter on cold nights.
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"To be honest, we were sort of underwhelmed by Horus's survival expertise. I mean, how hard is it to book a hotel room, enjoy our walkable Billings Brew Trail and buy things from our downtown boutiques?" commented Aly Eggart, leisure marketing, sales and social media manager for Visit Billings who greenlit the publication. "But maybe that's part of Horus Witherfork's brilliance. He recognized that there are so many awesome ways to explore Billing in the winter months that don't require the kind of hardcore skills that a true survivalist would possess."
Witherfork's latest guide – which is available to download free of charge – is a perfect stocking-stuffer for any loved ones who are planning a visit to Billings, Montana's Trailhead, this winter season. Following the satirical guidance deftly crafted by the bogus author, visitors can forge a path to discovering the great indoors, enjoying the sounds of winter from the Billings Symphony and even indulging in an ice cream cone despite the cooler temperatures.
If he were real, Witherfork likely would be best known for other wildly popular yet nonexistent works such as Dachshunds at the Iditarod, Things You Can and Cannot Touch at the Louvre, and Don't Eat that Berry, a collection of nonsensical haiku.
While regrettably there will not be a book tour (because even for us that's a bridge too far), you can find Horus Witherfork's very real guide at the very real www.VisitBillings.com/Fall-Winter.
Contact:
Aly Eggart
Visit Billings
[email protected]
Jared Myers
Sunshine & Bourbon
[email protected]
SOURCE Visit Billings
BILLINGS, Mont., Dec. 15, 2021 /PRNewswire/ -- Just in time for the holiday season, self-proclaimed survivalist and travel expert from the land of make-believe, Horus Witherfork, recently finished production of a survival field manual for travelers heading to Billings, MT for vacation this winter.
蒙大拿州比林斯2021年12月15日/美通社/--就在假日季節到來之際,來自虛構之地的自稱生存主義者和旅行專家霍魯斯·威瑟福克(Horus Witherfork)最近完成了為今年冬天前往密蘇裏州比林斯度假的旅行者製作的生存實地手冊。
In his guide about wintering in Billings, the phony Witherfork offers credible guidance on topics such as observing wildlife, foraging for supplies and seeking shelter on cold nights.
在他關於在比林斯過冬的指南中,虛偽的威瑟福克在觀察野生動物、尋找補給和在寒冷的夜晚尋找避難所等主題上提供了可信的指導。
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"To be honest, we were sort of underwhelmed by Horus's survival expertise. I mean, how hard is it to book a hotel room, enjoy our walkable Billings Brew Trail and buy things from our downtown boutiques?" commented Aly Eggart, leisure marketing, sales and social media manager for Visit Billings who greenlit the publication. "But maybe that's part of Horus Witherfork's brilliance. He recognized that there are so many awesome ways to explore Billing in the winter months that don't require the kind of hardcore skills that a true survivalist would possess."
“老實説,我們對何魯斯的生存經驗並不感興趣。我的意思是,預訂酒店房間,享受我們的步行式比林斯釀酒步道(Billings Brew Trail),從我們市中心的精品店買東西有多難?”Access Billings的休閒營銷、銷售和社交媒體經理艾麗·埃加特(Aly Eggart)評論道,他為該出版物開綠燈。“但這可能是霍魯斯·威瑟福克才華橫溢的一部分。他認識到,在冬季的幾個月裏,有太多很棒的方法來探索比林,而這些方法並不需要真正的生存主義者所擁有的那種核心技能。”
Witherfork's latest guide – which is available to download free of charge – is a perfect stocking-stuffer for any loved ones who are planning a visit to Billings, Montana's Trailhead, this winter season. Following the satirical guidance deftly crafted by the bogus author, visitors can forge a path to discovering the great indoors, enjoying the sounds of winter from the Billings Symphony and even indulging in an ice cream cone despite the cooler temperatures.
威瑟福克的最新指南--可以免費下載--對於任何計劃在這個冬季參觀蒙大拿州步行道首府比林斯的親人來説,都是一個完美的填充物。按照這位假作家巧妙地製作的諷刺指南,遊客可以開闢一條發現室內偉大事物的道路,享受比林斯交響樂中的冬季聲音,甚至可以在氣温較低的情況下沉浸在冰激凌蛋卷中。
If he were real, Witherfork likely would be best known for other wildly popular yet nonexistent works such as Dachshunds at the Iditarod, Things You Can and Cannot Touch at the Louvre, and Don't Eat that Berry, a collection of nonsensical haiku.
如果他是真實的,威瑟福克可能會因為其他廣受歡迎但並不存在的作品而聞名,比如艾迪塔羅德的臘腸, 在盧浮宮可以觸摸和不能觸摸的東西,及別吃那個漿果,一組荒唐無稽之談的跆拳道。
While regrettably there will not be a book tour (because even for us that's a bridge too far), you can find Horus Witherfork's very real guide at the very real www.VisitBillings.com/Fall-Winter.
雖然遺憾的是不會有巡迴售書活動(因為即使對我們來説,這也是一座太遠的橋樑),但你可以在非常真實的www.VisitBillings.com/Fall-温特找到Horus Witherfork非常真實的導遊。
Contact:
Aly Eggart
Visit Billings
[email protected]
Jared Myers
Sunshine & Bourbon
[email protected]
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阿里埃加特
參觀比林斯
[受電子郵件保護]
賈裏德·邁爾斯
陽光和波旁威士忌
[受電子郵件保護]
SOURCE Visit Billings
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