ScroogMcDuckzPoolGuy wrote a post · Jan 27, 2022 10:05

[SUR]E [S]HOT S[TOK]S | 1/27/22

The Final 4th Weekday of the 1st 1/12th of the year known as Twenty Twenty-Two

by the Medicinally Mash Minded Men @ 7:47 [FIR]M

As the early morning once again seems to RACE past our conscious selves, it seems that in about 30 minutes we will all be wondering again just like yesterday, “Uhhhh….. What just happened???” I am once again ravenously scrolling through a seemingly endless pool of investment applications on all 3 of my 36" desktop screens, my Fire HD Tablet and even my Moto G smartphone simultaneously. You’re probably wondering, “… that’s impossible Matt, you would need more limbs containing high dexterity appendages on the ends of each to make any meaningful progress on 5 screens of all different sizes, different distances from your view and even all different methods of interacting with each.

Yes, your right, scratch that paragraph, too much coffee. How bout we just quickly go through the few promising picks AS I see them, regardless of what market goes in which direction. LET’S GET IT ON!!

My “SURE SHOT STOCKS” for Thursday

You may have noticed that this is my first post EVER on Medium and I’m enjoying every stressful moment! As I try to maintain my composure while adding this new routine into my weekday schedule, I’m quickly finding that I am not nearly as prepared as I had thought just a few hours ago. In fact, I had meant for a completely different structure and ordering of these sections. Oh well, let’s just roll with the punches and get into the stocks that I consider SOLID choices among a US market full insanely drastic fluctuations in share prices.

I call these my “SURE SHOTS”.

#1: [ALLY] Ally Financial — “Financial Relaxation for an Increasingly Medicated Generation.”

I've been following Ally Financial for quite a while, ever since I first heard about the company and quickly realized how genius their marketing has proven, using our society’s obvious moves towards more environmentally sustainable products & processes to easily push their financial products & services directly into our lives as we watch in awe, like a beautiful blonde college girl watching an incredibly smooth pick-up artist wave his hand over her drink ever so slightly, ignoring the millions of fizzy bubbles surrounding his rufallin tablets that he dropped completely by accident. All I know is that if the market is going to continue giving me 50 small heart attacks every day for the rest of this quarter, I think I’d rather continue taking sips of the relaxingly consistent and strong Ally Financial “Kool-Aid”. I’ve never enjoyed such creepy nothings being whispered into my ear as I am right now…

#2: [STRR] Star Equity — “The sexiest, most attractive, penny-lookin stock I’ve ever laid my eyes upon. (cue Marc Antony’s ‘Dimelo’ DJ)”

For some reason every time I look at this stock’s $1.37 price, one word comes to my mind from my favorite fictional New Jersey mafia crime show and I can’t seem to shake it…. “Wobistics” Now that’s obviously just my mind playing tricks on me, or the rufies Ally spiked my drink with during #1 still workin’ their magic. I’ve heard nothing but good things about this company… I just haven’t heard much about what they do exactly or what is so revolutionary about the company, it’s products, or services.

#3: [FVRR] Fiverr— “The most popular app for freelancers & those looking to employ the world’s contract workers, that’s not named ‘UpWork’”.

I’ve read some pretty disturbing articles as of late about the main rival to the Fiverr freelance employment app, you know… the one that starts with an ‘Up’ then apparently ends with a ‘Stop Payment’ order and immediate $12,000 return charge taken straight out of the freelancer’s proverbial online ‘wallet’ to the complete surprise and chagrin of everyone except for that platform who provided everything else in the transaction. If I sound like an absolute lunatic and you’re wondering if someone should call somebody who can help this type of psychosis, first, take a gander at one of my Medium.com colleagues story at this link, as he tells the tale of every freelancer and contract workers “Worst Nightmare”, starring Upwork. Now that you’re in the know as well, would you not say that Fiverr may be due for a large and sudden increase in share price and market volume in the near future?? Hey, I never said my methods of choosing winning stocks were conventional.

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