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Legendary Survivalist, Travel Expert and Imaginary Friend Horus Witherfork Publishes New, Highly Anticipated Guide About Billings, MT
Legendary Survivalist, Travel Expert and Imaginary Friend Horus Witherfork Publishes New, Highly Anticipated Guide About Billings, MT
BILLINGS, Mont., Dec. 15, 2021 /PRNewswire/ -- Just in time for the holiday season, self-proclaimed survivalist and travel expert from the land of make-believe, Horus Witherfork, recently finished production of a survival field manual for travelers heading to Billings, MT for vacation this winter.
In his guide about wintering in Billings, the phony Witherfork offers credible guidance on topics such as observing wildlife, foraging for supplies and seeking shelter on cold nights.
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"To be honest, we were sort of underwhelmed by Horus's survival expertise. I mean, how hard is it to book a hotel room, enjoy our walkable Billings Brew Trail and buy things from our downtown boutiques?" commented Aly Eggart, leisure marketing, sales and social media manager for Visit Billings who greenlit the publication. "But maybe that's part of Horus Witherfork's brilliance. He recognized that there are so many awesome ways to explore Billing in the winter months that don't require the kind of hardcore skills that a true survivalist would possess."
Witherfork's latest guide – which is available to download free of charge – is a perfect stocking-stuffer for any loved ones who are planning a visit to Billings, Montana's Trailhead, this winter season. Following the satirical guidance deftly crafted by the bogus author, visitors can forge a path to discovering the great indoors, enjoying the sounds of winter from the Billings Symphony and even indulging in an ice cream cone despite the cooler temperatures.
If he were real, Witherfork likely would be best known for other wildly popular yet nonexistent works such as Dachshunds at the Iditarod, Things You Can and Cannot Touch at the Louvre, and Don't Eat that Berry, a collection of nonsensical haiku.
While regrettably there will not be a book tour (because even for us that's a bridge too far), you can find Horus Witherfork's very real guide at the very real www.VisitBillings.com/Fall-Winter.
Contact:
Aly Eggart
Visit Billings
[email protected]
Jared Myers
Sunshine & Bourbon
[email protected]
SOURCE Visit Billings
BILLINGS, Mont., Dec. 15, 2021 /PRNewswire/ -- Just in time for the holiday season, self-proclaimed survivalist and travel expert from the land of make-believe, Horus Witherfork, recently finished production of a survival field manual for travelers heading to Billings, MT for vacation this winter.
蒙大拿州比林斯2021年12月15日/美通社/--就在假日季节到来之际,来自虚构之地的自称生存主义者和旅行专家霍鲁斯·威瑟福克(Horus Witherfork)最近完成了为今年冬天前往密苏里州比林斯度假的旅行者制作的生存实地手册。
In his guide about wintering in Billings, the phony Witherfork offers credible guidance on topics such as observing wildlife, foraging for supplies and seeking shelter on cold nights.
在他关于在比林斯过冬的指南中,虚伪的威瑟福克在观察野生动物、寻找补给和在寒冷的夜晚寻找避难所等主题上提供了可信的指导。
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"To be honest, we were sort of underwhelmed by Horus's survival expertise. I mean, how hard is it to book a hotel room, enjoy our walkable Billings Brew Trail and buy things from our downtown boutiques?" commented Aly Eggart, leisure marketing, sales and social media manager for Visit Billings who greenlit the publication. "But maybe that's part of Horus Witherfork's brilliance. He recognized that there are so many awesome ways to explore Billing in the winter months that don't require the kind of hardcore skills that a true survivalist would possess."
“老实说,我们对何鲁斯的生存经验并不感兴趣。我的意思是,预订酒店房间,享受我们的步行式比林斯酿酒步道(Billings Brew Trail),从我们市中心的精品店买东西有多难?”Access Billings的休闲营销、销售和社交媒体经理艾丽·埃加特(Aly Eggart)评论道,他为该出版物开绿灯。“但这可能是霍鲁斯·威瑟福克才华横溢的一部分。他认识到,在冬季的几个月里,有太多很棒的方法来探索比林,而这些方法并不需要真正的生存主义者所拥有的那种核心技能。”
Witherfork's latest guide – which is available to download free of charge – is a perfect stocking-stuffer for any loved ones who are planning a visit to Billings, Montana's Trailhead, this winter season. Following the satirical guidance deftly crafted by the bogus author, visitors can forge a path to discovering the great indoors, enjoying the sounds of winter from the Billings Symphony and even indulging in an ice cream cone despite the cooler temperatures.
威瑟福克的最新指南--可以免费下载--对于任何计划在这个冬季参观蒙大拿州步行道首府比林斯的亲人来说,都是一个完美的填充物。按照这位假作家巧妙地制作的讽刺指南,游客可以开辟一条发现室内伟大事物的道路,享受比林斯交响乐中的冬季声音,甚至可以在气温较低的情况下沉浸在冰激凌蛋卷中。
If he were real, Witherfork likely would be best known for other wildly popular yet nonexistent works such as Dachshunds at the Iditarod, Things You Can and Cannot Touch at the Louvre, and Don't Eat that Berry, a collection of nonsensical haiku.
如果他是真实的,威瑟福克可能会因为其他广受欢迎但并不存在的作品而闻名,比如艾迪塔罗德的腊肠, 在卢浮宫可以触摸和不能触摸的东西,及别吃那个浆果,一组荒唐无稽之谈的跆拳道。
While regrettably there will not be a book tour (because even for us that's a bridge too far), you can find Horus Witherfork's very real guide at the very real www.VisitBillings.com/Fall-Winter.
虽然遗憾的是不会有巡回售书活动(因为即使对我们来说,这也是一座太远的桥梁),但你可以在非常真实的www.VisitBillings.com/Fall-温特找到Horus Witherfork非常真实的导游。
Contact:
Aly Eggart
Visit Billings
[email protected]
Jared Myers
Sunshine & Bourbon
[email protected]
联系方式:
阿里埃加特
参观比林斯
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贾里德·迈尔斯
阳光和波旁威士忌
[受电子邮件保护]
SOURCE Visit Billings
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