Listen up you degenerates. It's time to put some wrinkles into that smooth lump of shit between your ears. Everyone is all bent out of shape over inflation, saying shit like "wah, my boss wants me back in the office and now gas is twice as expensive" or "I can't even afford a Wendy's cheeseburger anymore without giving a handy behind the dumpster first".
This is your smooth brain talking. A real scholar who only let's his wife go on one date per week sees it this way. Remem...