Alright, folks, welcome to China’s economy, starring “Struggles & Stimulus!” That’s right, China just rolled out the economic equivalent of a last-minute group project. You know, the one where they’re like, “Hey, let's just print some cash and hope no one notices the chaos behind the curtain.”
So, what’s happening? Beijing's got a *lot* on its plate. They’ve been dealing with a property crisis that’s been dragging on like that one roommate who never mo...

So, China’s central bank decided to play Oprah with the stock market—*You get a rate cut! You get a rate cut!*—and suddenly, boom, stocks are poppin' like champagne at a party no one thought would happen. JD.com, Alibaba, and NIO are all doing the electric slide as their stock prices shoot up faster than my heart rate when I look at rent prices.
Now, you’ve got JD.com jumping over 8%, and NIO just soared nearly 7% because apparently, nothing...