$Tesla (TSLA.US)$ Wow, the Dragon spacecraft blew up out of loneliness, anyway, it was the government's money that was blown up, right? The Stocks are completely unaffected.

$Tesla (TSLA.US)$
space X booom

$Tesla (TSLA.US)$ The Dragon spacecraft exploded at the latest. Is your money ready?

$Apple (AAPL.US)$ Didn't feel much of a drop, still extremely expensive.

$NVIDIA (NVDA.US)$ This must be a high sell-off, I haven't missed out.

$Intel (INTC.US)$ Damn, I've missed my step.

$Chime Financial (CHYM.US)$ The opening has reached 43, indicating that all those who bought are novices.

$NVIDIA (NVDA.US)$ AI won't save America, this is going to hell.

$Intel (INTC.US)$ The crash has come.