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Alright folks, grab your popcorn because Tesla just dropped its Q2 earnings, and it's a doozy! Tesla reported a smooth $0.52 per share on a whopping $25.5 billion in revenue. That’s right, Elon’s piggy bank just got a lot heavier.
Now, Wall Street's crystal ball (aka analysts from FactSet) predicted $0.62 per share on $24.77 billion in revenue. So, Tesla decided to show off and beat those revenue expectations but missed the earnings mark. It's l...
Now, Wall Street's crystal ball (aka analysts from FactSet) predicted $0.62 per share on $24.77 billion in revenue. So, Tesla decided to show off and beat those revenue expectations but missed the earnings mark. It's l...
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Alright, folks, gather 'round for the latest episode of "When IT Hits the Fan." You know how sometimes companies mess up so bad it’s almost impressive? Well, CrowdStrike just gave us the performance of a lifetime.
Picture this: last week, their software update decided to audition for the world's worst IT outage. We're talking billions in losses, 5% of global air traffic on hold, and the NHS systems needing an emergency doctor. A...
Picture this: last week, their software update decided to audition for the world's worst IT outage. We're talking billions in losses, 5% of global air traffic on hold, and the NHS systems needing an emergency doctor. A...
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Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up because Alphabet just dropped their Q2 earnings and it’s a rollercoaster! Alphabet-A (GOOGL) closed at $181.79, barely inching up by 0.07%, while Alphabet-C (GOOG) ended at $183.60, up 0.14%. Now, let's dive into the juicy details.
Alphabet reported a GAAP EPS of $1.89, beating the analyst estimates of $1.85. That’s right, they crushed it by 2.16%. Take that, Wall Street! And if you thought that was imp...
Alphabet reported a GAAP EPS of $1.89, beating the analyst estimates of $1.85. That’s right, they crushed it by 2.16%. Take that, Wall Street! And if you thought that was imp...
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Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because it's time to talk about the most reliable source of political predictions out there—no, not your usual pundits, but the real heavyweight champs of foresight: The Simpsons!
Yes, folks, forget the polls and the pundits. The Simpsons have been calling the shots for decades. Remember when they predicted President Trump? That was back when we thought "covfefe" was just a typo and not a n...
Yes, folks, forget the polls and the pundits. The Simpsons have been calling the shots for decades. Remember when they predicted President Trump? That was back when we thought "covfefe" was just a typo and not a n...
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Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you the plot twist of the century: President Joe Biden has announced he's dropping out of the presidential race. That’s right, folks, the 81-year-old captain of the ship has decided to hand over the wheel, not because he’s tired, but because, well, he’s 81. And who did he endorse to take over? None other than his VP, Kamala Harris! Talk about a plot thicker than New ...
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Alright, folks, buckle up, because we've got a tech meltdown that makes the Y2K scare look like a minor hiccup! Imagine this: Microsoft and CrowdStrike teamed up to bring us the "largest IT outage in history." No, really, it’s a plot twist nobody saw coming!
Businesses everywhere hit the proverbial fan when CrowdStrike’s latest tech update threw a wrench into the gears of the financial services,...
Businesses everywhere hit the proverbial fan when CrowdStrike’s latest tech update threw a wrench into the gears of the financial services,...
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Alright, folks, gather 'round! We've got some juicy gossip from the world of streaming wars. Netflix just dropped its second-quarter earnings like it’s hot, and guess what? They’re still sitting on the Iron Throne of streaming.
So, here’s the tea: Netflix's ad-supported memberships have skyrocketed by 34% compared to last year. Yes, you heard that right! People are actually willing to sit through commercials again. What's nex...
So, here’s the tea: Netflix's ad-supported memberships have skyrocketed by 34% compared to last year. Yes, you heard that right! People are actually willing to sit through commercials again. What's nex...
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Alright folks, buckle up! We're diving into the world of semiconductors, where the chips are so high they might just give you a nosebleed. Yes, we're talking about TSMC, the titan of tiny tech, the king of the silicon jungle, the... okay, you get the picture.
So, TSMC's stock is riding a rollercoaster that makes Space Mountain look like a kiddie ride. Since May, their stock has been climbing like a teenager sneaking back into the house...
So, TSMC's stock is riding a rollercoaster that makes Space Mountain look like a kiddie ride. Since May, their stock has been climbing like a teenager sneaking back into the house...
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Alright, folks, gather 'round because it's time for your daily dose of market madness!
So, the stock market decided to pull a disappearing act on Wednesday. AI and semiconductor stocks dropped like they found out they weren't the favorite child anymore. Meanwhile, the Dow Jones, the steady old grandpa of the stock world, hit a new high like it discovered a new flavor of prune juice.
By the end of the day, the S&P 500 was down 1.39%, the N...
So, the stock market decided to pull a disappearing act on Wednesday. AI and semiconductor stocks dropped like they found out they weren't the favorite child anymore. Meanwhile, the Dow Jones, the steady old grandpa of the stock world, hit a new high like it discovered a new flavor of prune juice.
By the end of the day, the S&P 500 was down 1.39%, the N...
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Alright, folks, let's break down this wild ride on Wall Street like we're dissecting the latest drama! So, imagine this: we've got traders betting big on Trump making a comeback to the White House, thinking he'll bring in tax cuts, tariffs, and deregulation galore. The whole shebang started gaining steam after Biden stumbled in the debate, sending shockwaves through his re-election campaign.
But hold up, it gets even crazier! Trump gets shot in the ear at a rally—ye...
But hold up, it gets even crazier! Trump gets shot in the ear at a rally—ye...
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