Joseph Moestar Revelation 6: you're gross

Joseph Moestar : A prayer, not a prediction.

Joseph Moestar newbieTee: Wait another week. It's already smashing through floors that used to give resistance, and showing zero signs of stopping. If this doesn't hit at least $14 by the end of next week, I'll be shocked.

Joseph Moestar : It'll likely head back down again after this brief rise, as lots of folks who bought before the big dip will try to get out without a loss.

Joseph Moestar : God I wanna punch that fucker in the face. And all the dummies here just see any change in value as the shadow machinations of "hedgies," not the CEO deciding it was a good run and dumping most of his stake.

Joseph Moestar : Got stuck holding the bag for this prick, but I know when to face the music and take the L before this hits fucking freefall.

Joseph Moestar : This comment aged poorly.

Joseph Moestar Dsluzz: things that aged poorly

Joseph Moestar : No dude, keep putting money in and you'll be super mega rich one day! Saying otherwise means you're a shill being paid by the hedge funds!

Joseph Moestar : Realtalk though, the volatility is what it is. By all means DO invest on dips, because the chance shit goes back up is pretty high. There may even be a huge spike eventually. But the cult should be taken with a grain of salt.

Joseph Moestar : *wouldn't have

Joseph Moestar Mike HuntOP: That's quite a lot to write in explanation of a simple homophone mixup. Where do folks find this sense of inflexible pride?