$Trump Media & Technology (DJT.US)$ David, who sells ladders, come out and explain. You used to claim that holding on would lead to gains, but now you’ve gone silent. You used to hype stocks that were rising every day. You fool, all you do is sell ladders. Everyone, don’t buy from him—his products are worthless.

$Strategy (MSTR.US)$ David, who sells ladders, didn’t you say to hold on, it would rise? Come out and explain. When the stock rises, there is constant praise every day, but when it falls, there is none. Ladders don’t need to be bought at all; they can be installed for free. What a fool.