$Microsoft (MSFT.US)$ I stay hard longer than you do

$Microsoft (MSFT.US)$ time to let the semis feel the PAIN

$Microsoft (MSFT.US)$ Will it be another day of pretense

$Microsoft (MSFT.US)$ With Microsoft as my largest holding, it's the first time in such a long period that I've seen a gain of over 3%. It feels like a son who has been failing every day finally passing a test once—it's so moving that I could almost cry.

$Microsoft (MSFT.US)$ Finally acted like a man

$Microsoft (MSFT.US)$ I can feel how hard you are tonight

$Meta Platforms (META.US)$ Wriggling like maggots every day

$Microsoft (MSFT.US)$ Slightly hard tonight

$Microsoft (MSFT.US)$ guys I sold, should be safe to come in now, it will go up

$Microsoft (MSFT.US)$ Good news: it's up. Bad news: it only rose by 0.1%