The Chairman of the Federal Reserve walks in to a pizza restaurant...

The Chairman of the Federal Reserve walks in to a pizza restaurant - the counter turns to him and asks: "How would you like your pizza, cut in quarters or eighths?", the Chairman responds: "Im feeling pretty hungry today, lets cut it in to eighths" $S&P 500 Index(.SPX.US)$ $Nasdaq Composite Index(.IXIC.US)$