$Tesla (TSLA.US) Consulted my crystal ball to get a bead on ...

$Tesla (TSLA.US) Consulted my crystal ball to get a bead on TSLA price for today: "Today is your lucky day. 😀 The stars are aligned in your favor, whatever that means, big guy. Throw the dice, you can't lose if you're paper trading." Good luck to whomever is reading this. I hope it helps.