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wrote a post · Nov 7, 2025 21:49
Moo moo!!! 🐄🛞👜
Moo moo!!! 🐄🛞👜 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟  Important Disclaimers:  1) Do not follow me❣  2) I'm a cow, not your personal financial advisor❣  3) I short, long and hold in an unorthodox way, not even Warren Buffett understands nor agrees to it. Not to mention even sold before your fart finishes❣  4) I do not believe in the Moonliens❣  5) I trade better than your great grandpa does. So, go bark somewhere else and/or bug off to his grave❣  6) If I make a profit while you lose, that's your problem and it's no...
Moo moo!!! 🐄🛞👜 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟  Important Disclaimers:  1) Do not follow me❣  2) I'm a cow, not your personal financial advisor❣  3) I short, long and hold in an unorthodox way, not even Warren Buffett understands nor agrees to it. Not to mention even sold before your fart finishes❣  4) I do not believe in the Moonliens❣  5) I trade better than your great grandpa does. So, go bark somewhere else and/or bug off to his grave❣  6) If I make a profit while you lose, that's your problem and it's no...
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Important Disclaimers:

1) Do not follow me❣

2) I'm a cow, not your personal financial advisor❣

3) I short, long and hold in an unorthodox way, not even Warren Buffett understands nor agrees to it. Not to mention even sold before your fart finishes❣

4) I do not believe in the Moonliens❣

5) I trade better than your great grandpa does. So, go bark somewhere else and/or bug off to his grave❣

6) If I make a profit while you lose, that's your problem and it's not mine. Mainly it's because you're not in my shoe and I do not wear one.

7) Even if I lose it all, I can still eat grass by the roadside and not like some, having steak daily and it's only for those affordable and strong stomachs and not those bitch attitude who win seldomly or seasonally that said "Oh, having steak after winning this or after taking this profit". If anyone can afford those, no need to make clumsy cum stupid noise at the comments section of my posts and/or even on others post in a daily & non-stop manner.

🔎 Only the poor clave for branded.

🔎 The devil wears Prada.

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