$Coinbase (COIN.US)$ : we gonna IPO SEC: you good SEC: jk we...

$Coinbase(COIN.US)$ : we gonna IPO
SEC: you good
SEC: jk we suing you
Coinbase: for what?
SEC: not telling you
Coinbase: wtf
SEC: unregistered securities
Coinbase: which ones?
SEC: not telling you
Coinbase: THEN HOW CAN YOU SUE US? USA can you deal with this?
SEC: ok like Ada and stuff
Coinbase: what about $Ethereum(ETH.CC)$ ?
SEC: we told you
Coinbase: so is ETH ok??
SEC: not telling you
Coinbase: why won’t you tell us? You’re being unclear
SEC: nuh-uh
Coinbase: so is ETH ok?
SEC: we told you
Coinbase: YES OR NO. CAN YOU BE CLEAR
SEC: stop being ridiculous it’s as clear as day you big dumb dumb boo boo boi. Also $Algorand(ALGO.CC)$ is a dope coin.
I swear the SEC is an elaborate skit put on by monty python