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MooHumor: Follow the order

MooHumor: Follow the order
Trading is all about making plans and following through.
Traders always hope that everything goes as they wish.
When things go as planned, they can become a little richer than before, and vice versa.

So guess that everyone wants to become the one who is pulling the stock market's strings.
Some mooers are trying to make the stock market follow their words. Let's see how it goes.

@Soulforger : Buy and Hold, Hold, Hold! $AMC Entertainment(AMC.US)$
MooHumor: Follow the order
MooHumor: Follow the order
@noopz : $Bed Bath & Beyond Inc(BBBY.US)$ strong together. I’ll pickup the slick that others can’t. BBBY TO THE.
MooHumor: Follow the order
@ChicoRF : Did We say you can go down AMC??! No
I said you going up $AMC Entertainment(AMC.US)$ !! who said you going down? you best go up or we have a problem. haha
MooHumor: Follow the order
MooHumor: Follow the order
@QueensGetTheMoolaNYC: We gonna wake up Monday like this $AMC Entertainment(AMC.US)$
MooHumor: Follow the order
MooHumor: Follow the order
@Sam The Greater: Keep going hedgies...
MooHumor: Follow the order
MooHumor: Follow the order
MooHumor: Follow the order
MooHumor: Follow the order
This week, we'd like to invite you to comment: What would be your first move if you find that the whole stock market is under your command?

We will select 20 TOP COMMENTS by next Monday.
Winners will get 88 points by next week, with which you can exchange gifts at the Rewards Club.
*Comments within this week will be counted.

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  • 70882621 : I’m featured lol xD

  • winblessing : If there were to be such a day, I will inspire the people to buy the stocks with me and earn together so that they can continue to pass on the huamnity sharing to the next person. A better world for all.

  • doctorpot1 : I going do some serious wealth redistribution magic if the whole stock market is under my command.

    Take away gains from billionaire who avoid taxes using tax loopholes using their company share price, and distribute it as gains to the hardworking citizen by giving them some sweet sweet gains.

    It won't be much as there are so many citizen but so few tax avoider, but hey fair is fair undefinedundefined

  • Syuee : We all may wonder many a time, if a small drop of water can affect an ocean … ?

    That is how I felt when I went through this question.

    Well, the stock market is like an ocean and we all are retail investors, just like a drop of water individually.

    In the spirit of answering this question,

    I just have to say :

    Look no further. It is me. I am in charge. I make it go up, then I sell.  undefined

    Then, I make it go down so I can buy cheaper.

    I love being in control. undefined

    Don't tell anyone though because somebody else might try it.  undefined

    Oh, by the way, I also control when the sun goes down and when it comes up.  undefined

    Still working out how to control the weather though. Check back next week because I might have that figured out by then.  undefined

    undefined #JustForLaughs

    My first move … ?

  • Milk The Cow : Hahaha undefined, of course I will command my underlings to make me rich through the evil 😈 ways of strategies eg. Gamestonk, MOASS, short selling, ...
    Nothing new, just like how those BB in the market doing now undefined.

    After that I still got more to go for but will leave it to next time since question asked is the first move if the whole market under my control undefined.

    I only know the 1st thing I wanna do is to earn as much as I want till my "that" target undefined & that first move is required as it's the fastest way.

  • steady Pom pipi : I will buy before the stock goes up and sell before the stock goes down. If you have Musk and Trump influence, I may be the next richest man in the world.
    All right, stop talking! I want to keep having this dream before I wake up!undefinedundefinedundefined

  • HopeAlways :

  • KT88 Syuee:

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