How to beat inflation
Listen up you degenerates. It's time to put some wrinkles into that smooth lump of shit between your ears. Everyone is all bent out of shape over inflation, saying shit like "wah, my boss wants me back in the office and now gas is twice as expensive" or "I can't even afford a Wendy's cheeseburger anymore without giving a handy behind the dumpster first".
This is your smooth brain talking. A real scholar who only let's his wife go on one date per week sees it this way. Remember that shitty "technology" stonk you invested in that lost 80% of its value?
Guess what, that just means your $10/hr job that allowed you to buy 1 share per hour can now get you 5 shares for that same hour! That's right you retard, your money is now worth 5 times more. So put down the dick that is currently in your hand and rejoice! You have smacked inflation like your mom's 3rd husband. $S&P 500 Index(.SPX.US$ $SPDR S&P 500 ETF(SPY.US$ $Talaris Therapeutics(TALS.US$ $Apple(AAPL.US$ $Amazon(AMZN.US$
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sleeksmiley : You sound like a wsb degenerate yourself
somebodylegendOP sleeksmiley: